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despazito:

how i sleep at night knowing i’ll never go cave diving

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hey-sherry:

Baldur's Gate 3 has a voice actor dedicated to making sex sounds and he has a message for players: 'you little horny perverts ... you think

Alex Jordan has a very specific role in Baldur's Gate 3.

pcgamer

“And so I went into the studio,” Jordan continued. “And it was very awkward, as I made sounds like 'mmm’ and 'ahh’. And then I kissed my hand a whole lot."   

But he got the job done, and now he just hopes that everyone playing the game appreciates all the effort he put into helping make it happen—and keeps his very specific but vital role in the game in mind as they play.

"You think about that,” he said. “You mull that over as you run around, you little horny perverts, with your little perverted roleplays, you randy bastards. You think of me.”

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studiomattias:

Bite
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6"x6"

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Therapist: Klein bottle chess isn’t real, klein bottle chess can’t hurt you
Klein bottle chess:

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1percentcharge:

Not parasocial love nor parasocial hate but a secret third thing where I respect the celebrity for their talents and achievements while acknowledging that I do not have a personal relationship with them and that they are a human with flaws

Thank you for acknowledging that parasocial hate is just as weird as parasocial love. You don’t know them. Stop speculating about them actually being horrible.

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just-shower-thoughts:

The ‘talking mirror’ trope from fairy tales probably originated when a careless time-traveler was seen using a Smart phone or a tablet.

#Siri Siri on my phone#how the fuck do I get home

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My little sister’s new boyfriend got a tattoo for her about a month ago and he wanted matching tattoos so he decided to get uh. The tattoo on her ankle of her ex boyfriend’s name that she hasn’t gotten covered up yet

She broke up with him but I also just got the same tattoo

OK my dad also got it

DYLAN!

It took five months but we finally convinced my stepmom to also get it

My fucking manager got it

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blueapplesiren:

Soulmates, but with the British meaning of “mate.” Two homies bound by a platonic string of fate.

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